I have the sniffles and a sore throat, and I walked about 6 miles today with a steadily rising temperature, and my short story is an enormous pile of cowpats. Hence, I need pretties to cheer me up.
Someone explain to me why when I have a cold I a) get an overwhelming urge to do housework and b) get totally horny? Seriously, I don't get it. Surely a dose of Benylin, a duvet and a hot water bottle would make more sense.
If I let Kit out of the box tonight, I think he might do something exceedingly naughty. What do you reckon, shall I, shall I, shall I?
Nuff of that... On with the pretties.