I am . . . "THE 2-IN-1 DILDO"
Quiz by William Ted
Yes, like the thoroughly modern two-headed dildo in this picture, you are part of the new frontier of pleasure, the cutting edge of indulgence, the avante-garde of the new Eden. You know exactly how to reach inside people and fuck with them five different ways. And you just love it when they moan and whimper for more with every twitch of your smooth-thrusting wrist.